basic joke list

 

basic jokes       comedy

  • Ancient Romeo.
  • Answer in front of your nose.
  • Answer is right in front of her and she is confused.
  • Bar prince and the pauper.
  • Big woman with small man.
  • Blind leading the blind.
  • Blundering detective.
  • Both afraid of each other.
  • Both trying to get along.
  • Boy trying to make a reluctant girl.
  • Bumbling expert.
  • Calamity Jane.
  • Celebrating at a funeral.
  • Child is more dissolved than adult.
  • Competing suffers.
  • Compulsive gambler.
  • Conman and the disillusioned sucker.
  • Conman and the sucker.
  • Conman conning the conman.
  • Conman conning the idiot (sucker)
  • Conman who is no good at it.
  • Couch romancing.
  • Cowardly explorer.
  • Cowardly hero.
  • Cowardly warrior.
  • Crooked judge.
  • David and Goliath.
  • Doctor sicker than the patient.
  • Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. Two sides of somebody's nature.
  • Each one blames the other.
  • Each one thinks the other is an idiot.
  • Eager old maid.
  • Educated dope.
  • Educated putts, no horse sense.
  • Enough is enough.
  • Fool in charge.
  • Frantic new father.
  • Frightened cop.
  • He is trying to be in charge.
  • Henpecked husband.
  • Hot pants has no conscience.
  • Husband who can't bed his wife.
  • Hypochondriac.
  • Idiot in charge.
  • If a thing is tragic enough it's funny.
  • Inconsolable woman.
  • Innocent abroad.
  • Innocent bystander.
  • Innocent villain.
  • It's much to do about nothing.
  • Jolly undertaker.
  • Kid who's smarter than the grown-ups.
  • Kissing up to the bully.
  • Last one to know.
  • Like gorillas, everything but fight.
  • Little guy beating up the big guy.
  • Little guys acting like the big guys.
  • Look for praise get egg in face.
  • Looking the gift horse in the mouth.
  • Lover under the bed.
  • Lover who can't make out.
  • Maid is in charge.
  • Man and woman combat.
  • Man chases a woman until she catches him; marriage.
  • Man doesn't understand woman.
  • Man woman jokes.
  • Marriage misfits.
  • Married couple blaming each other, each one talking to an idiot.
  • Married couple, each faulting the other.
  • Master out done by apprentice.
  • Merry widow.
  • Mice behaving like lions.
  • Mice playing with lion.
  • Midgets being giants.
  • Mistaken identity.
  • Mother-in-law.
  • Mouse teasing the lion.
  • Mouse that roared.
  • Mr. Know-it-all.
  • Normal person in the nut house.
  • Odd bed fellows, shouldn't be in the same bed.
  • Odd couple.
  • One makes pancakes, the other eats them.
  • One man's tragedy is another mans comedy.
  • Overage sex queen.
  • People never want the truth when they ask.
  • Person who protests to much.
  • Plays a big winner who loses.
  • Practical joke.
  • Professional virgin.
  • Profound thinker.
  • Prude and make-out artist.
  • Prude and the playboy.
  • Prude.
  • Reluctant lovers.
  • Reluctant virgin.
  • Reversal of the sexes.
  • Servant bossing the master.
  • Sex on demand.
  • Sex pot and the prude.
  • Sex starved prude.
  • She needs a roll in the hay.
  • Shot gun wedding.
  • Sinful reformer.
  • Social climber.
  • Spoiled brat.
  • Square peg in a round hole.
  • Storm in a tea cup.
  • Strange bedfellows.
  • Talking sex instead of doing it.
  • Terrified son-in-law, a life situation.
  • That each one suspects the other one of being gay.
  • That is not what I did in my day.
  • There's no prude like an old whore.
  • They are all failures.
  • They are all nuts but Englishman isn't.
  • They are in love but don't know it.
  • Turn around.
  • To have a cake and eat it.
  • Transvestite.
  • Trying to get sanity out of a moron.
  • Two conmen out conning each other.
  • Two educated nuts.
  • Ugly duckling.
  • Ultimate fight between women and men.
  • Underling in charge.
  • Underling that takes over.
  • Uninvited guest.
  • Unwelcome houseguests.
  • War between men and women, who's superior.
  • Ways of getting it up.
  • When the penis rises, the brain flies away.
  • Who's got the balls? Who's in charge?
  • Who's the dumbest, stupidest.
  • Why me?
  • Woman is more ballsy than man.
  • Worm turns.
  • Wrong guy getting the medials.
  • Wrong person in charge.
  • Wrong person is asking forgiveness.
  • Wrong person is injured. (insulted)
  • Wrong person is suffering.
  • Wrong person is upset.
  • Wrong-way driver.
  • You stole my club, disrupt my cave.

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